My aunt emailed this to me, and
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three like candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first woman does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.


The second woman goes shopping and buys the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man was impressed.


The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.


The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.




Then, he married the woman with the biggest boobs.



Men are like that you know.

There is more being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means by 2040, there should be a large elderly po pulation with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no idea of what to do with them.